These edible ‘glasses’ made from agar seem like quite a good idea, but I’m not sure I could buy them from a company that also makes little things for ladies to collect and store their menstrual fluids…

Penllawen says (10:18 AM):

 I see a future where Google and Apple fanboys engage in furious gang warfare on the streets of LA, whilst Microsoft fanboys sit at home, rocking, claiming they still matter.

Matt says (10:19 AM):

 Yes

Matt says (10:20 AM):

 I see a future where Microsoft gets bored of the competition and tries to buy Apple, gets told they can’t, buys the monopolies commission, then buys Apple 

Penllawen says (10:21 AM):

 that’d work except Apple are almost as rich as Microsoft now

 their market caps are almost equal

Penllawen says (10:22 AM):

 237.59B vs 216.35B. Google is 151.28B.

Matt says (10:23 AM):

 MS could sell an Yahoo

 or an Hotmail, that’d work

 sell it to Apple

 then buy it all back

 COMPLICATED

Matt says (10:23 AM):

 actually, that’s too expensive and dull

 ESPIONAGE, BIATCH

 SYNDICATE

Penllawen says (10:24 AM):

 the Microsoft agents would be human tanks,  like T600s. The Apple ones would be like T1000s but there’d be half as many of them

Matt says (10:25 AM):

 yes

 they’d be well built and much better looking, and easier to use, but they’d lose anyway because of the tactical disadvantage of always hiding in a coffee shop

Penllawen says (10:25 AM):

 HAHHA

So, last night I thought it was Thursday, not Wednesday. At 10pm, rather than giving me Celebrity Juice with Holly, ITV2 gave me Bridget Jones with Renée.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, my masculinity then took a dive toward the floor as I decided to actually stay up and watchBridget Jones until the end.

Then - then - I went to get some clothes out of the drier to wear to work today, only to find it was holding them hostage. It took about half an hour to negotiate for their freedom, which made so much noise I woke up the baby.

FML.