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Penllawen says (10:18 AM):

 I see a future where Google and Apple fanboys engage in furious gang warfare on the streets of LA, whilst Microsoft fanboys sit at home, rocking, claiming they still matter.

Matt says (10:19 AM):

 Yes

Matt says (10:20 AM):

 I see a future where Microsoft gets bored of the competition and tries to buy Apple, gets told they can’t, buys the monopolies commission, then buys Apple 

Penllawen says (10:21 AM):

 that’d work except Apple are almost as rich as Microsoft now

 their market caps are almost equal

Penllawen says (10:22 AM):

 237.59B vs 216.35B. Google is 151.28B.

Matt says (10:23 AM):

 MS could sell an Yahoo

 or an Hotmail, that’d work

 sell it to Apple

 then buy it all back

 COMPLICATED

Matt says (10:23 AM):

 actually, that’s too expensive and dull

 ESPIONAGE, BIATCH

 SYNDICATE

Penllawen says (10:24 AM):

 the Microsoft agents would be human tanks,  like T600s. The Apple ones would be like T1000s but there’d be half as many of them

Matt says (10:25 AM):

 yes

 they’d be well built and much better looking, and easier to use, but they’d lose anyway because of the tactical disadvantage of always hiding in a coffee shop

Penllawen says (10:25 AM):

 HAHHA